If I were.. Bill Grinn....

… I would be hired as an Senior Executive
… I would have some SE to make my photocopies and organize my lunches
… I wouldn’t earn 50 000 EUR per Year but per month
… I could choose the color of my company car
… I could have a mobile phone with camera integrated
… I would have as many WBS as I want
… I could send e-mail with video to my 180 000 friends to say “hello”
… I could explain to my friend how rich I am without providing deliverable
… I could pay a treatment for my hair but without I look more serious
… I would decide if SAP is the best or the best
… I would ask Dylan to present me his sister Catherine Zeta
… I would decide the new name of the ongoing architecture (SOAP, SOA, SO or S… first letter of my sons’ names)
… I would play in a bad western like Ronald Regan
… I would pay sponsoring for a 106 sport at “rallye des 3 glands”
… I would play golf without license
… I would help my company by creating leitmotiv like “Aïe performance deliver-ed”
… I would contribute to PowerPoint presentation by lending my voice
… I would wear a blue panty hose and a red cap under my regular clothe if anyone is in danger
... I would pay a visa to folch for helping him to go across the border
… I would help the association for “keeping the lady-di memory”
… I would play tennis with bill gates
… I would eat sausages for breakfast and nobody would never make me a remark on this strange habit
… I would share a plate of frogs with Mister Sarkozy and a beer with Mister Chirac
… I would forbid putting a great adjective in a sentence containing Joe 4-hand
… I could say that the Italian football players are crap because Italian employees don’t understand me
… I would be some kind of superstar
… I would buy 2 computer screens of 190 inches each
… I would rename the Q-center in B-G-center
… I would fix the beer price in the social center at 0.5 $ for anyone that could give my birthday date
… I would promote faster the analysts that are able to sleep in a bedroom full of empty bottle of beer and pinuts
… I would buy Mickael Jackson‘s oxygenic bed
… I would create an Axantchure corporate tie with my biography on it
… I would give a bonus to all the employees that name their son Bill
… I would change my stupid cocker spaniel called Boule against a lovely turtle
… I wouldn’t consider ASTS employees as slaves but as slaves of slaves of slaves of my slaves
… I wouldn’t even know that Belgium is a country and not a part of Norway
… I would re-create Friday wear all over the world
… I would provide a WBS for the Moday-night-beer with colleagues
… I would find a girl called Jean because Billie Jean, that’s my girl
… I would attack the Geen Peace association and the rock group Green Day for using my name
… I would use the green field approach with waitresses to get free beers
… I would create a Grinn number starting by 3.1415926545…
… I would create a new USA Green Card Lottery to get Green Cards with my picture
… I would annex the UK to the US as an extension of Florida
… I would propose BGG (Bill Grinn & Gates) as name for the next Microsoft Operating System
… I would integrate the FDD and TDD in the ADM approach
… I would have a heart made in the same steel as the Caterpillar bulldozers
… I could eat fresh garlic and keep a fresh breath while speaking to my colleagues
… I would incite people in creating blogs covering the projects hearsays
… I would create a new religion around the project delivery
… I would buy landscapes in Argentina to provide the best American steak of the world and Servers in India to provide the best American Architecture of the world
… I would ask Prince to put my name on its symbol because I would be a sex symbol
… I would ask Prince Charles to rent me his mother to decorate my living room
… I would rent the Vatican for Senior Executive promotions
… I would buy IBM, sink Sun, blow HP and fart on Dell
… I would even suck the Tony Blair’s pen
… I would invite Borate to all my conferences for sharing his experience regarding the life in community in his village
… I would ask Michel Dardenne to give independency to the Wallony and stop the colony in the flamish culture
… I would shit in the same toilet as Mr George Bush Jr
... I would ask Mickael Jackson to create a song “Billy Grinn, that’s my boss”