And all the family was laughing for this innocence ( 34 years old and a brain of 8)!!
Let me present you some members of his family:
mercredi 30 avril 2008
Indiana, his brother, used to say “Sponge… Sponge… Can’t you see something coming so far?”
"No” usually says Sponge, “I don’t have eyes… Caus’e I’m a sponge, babe!”
jeudi 24 avril 2008
Recherche guitariste
pour mon adaptation de
« Je suis venu te dire que je m'en vais »
« Je suis venu te dire que je m'en vais »
Paroles et Musique: Serge Gainsbourg 1974
Adaptation Mickey Vyncke 2008
Je suis venu te dir'que je m'en vais, Marc
et tes larmes, Marc, n'y pourront rien changer
comm'dit si bien Bill Grinn "le projet, ca sent mauvais"je suis venu te dir'que je m'en vais
tu t'souviens des jours anciens et tu pleures, vilmousse
tu suffoques, tu blémis à présent qu'a sonné l'heure
des adieux à jamais, vilmousse
oui je suis au regret
d'te dir'que je m'en vais
oui tu m'aimais, oui, mais- je suis venu te dir'que je m'en vais, Boule
tes sanglots longs n'y pourront rien changer,Boule
comm'dit si bien Toune "le Forex sent mauvais"
je suis venu d'te dir'que je m'en vais, Toune
tu t'souviens des jours heureux et tu pleures, Van-mule
tu sanglotes, tu gémis à présent qu'a sonné l'heure
des adieux à jamais, Vanmule
oui je suis au regret
d'te dir'que je m'en vais, ôtte
car tu m'en as trop fait- je suis venu te dir'que je m'en vais
et tes larmes n'y pourront rien changer, ôtte
comm'dit si bien Catchi "ca rend carré"
tu t'souviens des jours anciens et tu pleures, Catchi
tu suffoques, tu blémis à présent qu'a sonné l'heure
des adieux à jamais
oui je suis au regretd'vous dir'que je m'en vais
car vous m'en avez trop fait…
(for you Sponge, the song title means “I came to tell you that I’m leaving”)
mardi 22 avril 2008
--urgent-- flash message
Hi all -stop - urgent - stop - Snoopy Verdun move - stop - need arms - stop - and plastic bags for - stop - moving its furniture - stop - from one place to another - stop - thanks - stop - 17th April - stop - maybe postponed - stop - 95%
jeudi 17 avril 2008
lundi 14 avril 2008
Jérôme Ka ou Cacci Maccione aurait-il retrouvé ses esprits?
Le trader fou de Luxembourg a-t-il quelque chose à nous annoncer ?
Peut être que la réponse n’est pas si simple car la question n’est pas claire. Il prétend avoir agi seul et servir d’écran aux pertes colossales de son portefeuille virtuel sur Gou-gueule. Ses potes disent qu’il ne cherchait pas ni à s’enrichir ni à fuir, il est juste « avec un petit vélo dans sa tête »« Il a jamais quitté le luxemboueur de tout façon » nous confient son meilleur ami Robert Diekirsh et Xena la guerrière
Quelle est la raison de ce geste sur la bourse de Luxembourg?« Je voulais être le premier à boursicotter des fonds d’investissement sur la CCLUX depuis le site boursorama pour mettre en évidence l’importance de la place financière dans le monde. »
Les images parlent d’elles même !Mickey VINCKE – Houston TX
AFP(Agency For Pecnaux) for BBC (Biloute, Beatch & Couille)
vendredi 11 avril 2008
If I were.. Bill Grinn....
… I would be hired as an Senior Executive
… I would have some SE to make my photocopies and organize my lunches
… I wouldn’t earn 50 000 EUR per Year but per month
… I could choose the color of my company car
… I could have a mobile phone with camera integrated
… I would have as many WBS as I want
… I could send e-mail with video to my 180 000 friends to say “hello”
… I could explain to my friend how rich I am without providing deliverable
… I could pay a treatment for my hair but without I look more serious
… I would decide if SAP is the best or the best
… I would ask Dylan to present me his sister Catherine Zeta
… I would decide the new name of the ongoing architecture (SOAP, SOA, SO or S… first letter of my sons’ names)
… I would play in a bad western like Ronald Regan
… I would pay sponsoring for a 106 sport at “rallye des 3 glands”
… I would play golf without license
… I would help my company by creating leitmotiv like “Aïe performance deliver-ed”
… I would contribute to PowerPoint presentation by lending my voice
… I would wear a blue panty hose and a red cap under my regular clothe if anyone is in danger
... I would pay a visa to folch for helping him to go across the border
… I would help the association for “keeping the lady-di memory”
… I would play tennis with bill gates
… I would eat sausages for breakfast and nobody would never make me a remark on this strange habit
… I would share a plate of frogs with Mister Sarkozy and a beer with Mister Chirac
… I would forbid putting a great adjective in a sentence containing Joe 4-hand
… I could say that the Italian football players are crap because Italian employees don’t understand me
… I would be some kind of superstar
… I would buy 2 computer screens of 190 inches each
… I would rename the Q-center in B-G-center
… I would fix the beer price in the social center at 0.5 $ for anyone that could give my birthday date
… I would promote faster the analysts that are able to sleep in a bedroom full of empty bottle of beer and pinuts
… I would buy Mickael Jackson‘s oxygenic bed
… I would create an Axantchure corporate tie with my biography on it
… I would give a bonus to all the employees that name their son Bill
… I would change my stupid cocker spaniel called Boule against a lovely turtle
… I wouldn’t consider ASTS employees as slaves but as slaves of slaves of slaves of my slaves
… I wouldn’t even know that Belgium is a country and not a part of Norway
… I would re-create Friday wear all over the world
… I would provide a WBS for the Moday-night-beer with colleagues
… I would find a girl called Jean because Billie Jean, that’s my girl
… I would attack the Geen Peace association and the rock group Green Day for using my name
… I would use the green field approach with waitresses to get free beers
… I would create a Grinn number starting by 3.1415926545…
… I would create a new USA Green Card Lottery to get Green Cards with my picture
… I would annex the UK to the US as an extension of Florida
… I would propose BGG (Bill Grinn & Gates) as name for the next Microsoft Operating System
… I would integrate the FDD and TDD in the ADM approach
… I would have a heart made in the same steel as the Caterpillar bulldozers
… I could eat fresh garlic and keep a fresh breath while speaking to my colleagues
… I would incite people in creating blogs covering the projects hearsays
… I would create a new religion around the project delivery
… I would buy landscapes in Argentina to provide the best American steak of the world and Servers in India to provide the best American Architecture of the world
… I would ask Prince to put my name on its symbol because I would be a sex symbol
… I would ask Prince Charles to rent me his mother to decorate my living room
… I would rent the Vatican for Senior Executive promotions
… I would buy IBM, sink Sun, blow HP and fart on Dell
… I would even suck the Tony Blair’s pen
… I would invite Borate to all my conferences for sharing his experience regarding the life in community in his village
… I would ask Michel Dardenne to give independency to the Wallony and stop the colony in the flamish culture
… I would shit in the same toilet as Mr George Bush Jr
... I would ask Mickael Jackson to create a song “Billy Grinn, that’s my boss”
… I would have some SE to make my photocopies and organize my lunches
… I wouldn’t earn 50 000 EUR per Year but per month
… I could choose the color of my company car
… I could have a mobile phone with camera integrated
… I would have as many WBS as I want
… I could send e-mail with video to my 180 000 friends to say “hello”
… I could explain to my friend how rich I am without providing deliverable
… I could pay a treatment for my hair but without I look more serious
… I would decide if SAP is the best or the best
… I would ask Dylan to present me his sister Catherine Zeta
… I would decide the new name of the ongoing architecture (SOAP, SOA, SO or S… first letter of my sons’ names)
… I would play in a bad western like Ronald Regan
… I would pay sponsoring for a 106 sport at “rallye des 3 glands”
… I would play golf without license
… I would help my company by creating leitmotiv like “Aïe performance deliver-ed”
… I would contribute to PowerPoint presentation by lending my voice
… I would wear a blue panty hose and a red cap under my regular clothe if anyone is in danger
... I would pay a visa to folch for helping him to go across the border
… I would help the association for “keeping the lady-di memory”
… I would play tennis with bill gates
… I would eat sausages for breakfast and nobody would never make me a remark on this strange habit
… I would share a plate of frogs with Mister Sarkozy and a beer with Mister Chirac
… I would forbid putting a great adjective in a sentence containing Joe 4-hand
… I could say that the Italian football players are crap because Italian employees don’t understand me
… I would be some kind of superstar
… I would buy 2 computer screens of 190 inches each
… I would rename the Q-center in B-G-center
… I would fix the beer price in the social center at 0.5 $ for anyone that could give my birthday date
… I would promote faster the analysts that are able to sleep in a bedroom full of empty bottle of beer and pinuts
… I would buy Mickael Jackson‘s oxygenic bed
… I would create an Axantchure corporate tie with my biography on it
… I would give a bonus to all the employees that name their son Bill
… I would change my stupid cocker spaniel called Boule against a lovely turtle
… I wouldn’t consider ASTS employees as slaves but as slaves of slaves of slaves of my slaves
… I wouldn’t even know that Belgium is a country and not a part of Norway
… I would re-create Friday wear all over the world
… I would provide a WBS for the Moday-night-beer with colleagues
… I would find a girl called Jean because Billie Jean, that’s my girl
… I would attack the Geen Peace association and the rock group Green Day for using my name
… I would use the green field approach with waitresses to get free beers
… I would create a Grinn number starting by 3.1415926545…
… I would create a new USA Green Card Lottery to get Green Cards with my picture
… I would annex the UK to the US as an extension of Florida
… I would propose BGG (Bill Grinn & Gates) as name for the next Microsoft Operating System
… I would integrate the FDD and TDD in the ADM approach
… I would have a heart made in the same steel as the Caterpillar bulldozers
… I could eat fresh garlic and keep a fresh breath while speaking to my colleagues
… I would incite people in creating blogs covering the projects hearsays
… I would create a new religion around the project delivery
… I would buy landscapes in Argentina to provide the best American steak of the world and Servers in India to provide the best American Architecture of the world
… I would ask Prince to put my name on its symbol because I would be a sex symbol
… I would ask Prince Charles to rent me his mother to decorate my living room
… I would rent the Vatican for Senior Executive promotions
… I would buy IBM, sink Sun, blow HP and fart on Dell
… I would even suck the Tony Blair’s pen
… I would invite Borate to all my conferences for sharing his experience regarding the life in community in his village
… I would ask Michel Dardenne to give independency to the Wallony and stop the colony in the flamish culture
… I would shit in the same toilet as Mr George Bush Jr
... I would ask Mickael Jackson to create a song “Billy Grinn, that’s my boss”
mardi 8 avril 2008
Il a grandi entre Francorchamps et les champs
Fils cache de Thierry Boutsen
, il a explosé les chronos au volant de sa subaru-citroen-peugeot106- F1-team volante lors de la bagarre dans la boue de son jardin !
Frère inconnu John Lennon et François Duval,
il a préféré rouler dans les ornières du chauffeur de tracteur que du guitariste oublié ! 
Il n’est plus à présenté, il est connu dans tout Malmédy, les enfants ont son portait dans leur cahiers de cours, son enfance est enseignée dans les cours d’histoire de la province ; je veux biensur parler du B I N Z .
Lui que Michel Dardenne prend comme exemple, comme ambassadeur de la Wallonie !
Merci, à vous les studios !
ABP (Agence Belge de Presse) – Mickey Vincke
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